Category: Joke Board
When England are playing soccer and you cheer on the opposing team who beat Scotland 4.0 the week before.....
An advert for Scottish tourisim brings a lump to your throat...
Football {not the yankee version} is more important than anything else you could possibly think of...
It rains 3 days out of 7 and you complain for every 1....
Taking the piss out of the english is a national sport...
you defend Haggis to the last but have never had the nerve to taste it....
If you meet an Irishman he's suddenly a long lost relative...
You are patriotic to the point of embarrassment every time Scotland win something...
Nessie exists and any other country who admits to having a monster is simply cashing in....
Whisky is THE national drink but you down Irn Brew like its required......
The Scots invented everything and you can name most of them especially in front of the english......
Jimmy hill is a dead man if he ever sets foot in Glasgow....
when you can feel the wind whistling up yer kilt eh...?
When you sound the same sober as drunk
Eidoel...that's a scandulous insinuation! We sing loudly and out of tune drunk, sober, we sound pitch perfect..grin.
The statues in Glasgow all wear road cones.....
A roll and sausage is a national treasure.....
Most of your country is owned by, or sold to, foreigners....
Munro Baggers are an accepted form of life....
Every hill in Scotland has something nasty at the summit....
The weather is a essential topic of conversation...
Every harmless drunk is convinced he's your brother ect..
Scottish football teams are full of foreigners....
strolling down Princess Street in Edinburgh is like walking through the lobby of the UN.....
Glasgow and Edinburgh people dislike each other intensely
{the exception being my Brother and I} Though many have never met on another.